Once upon a time in an exotic land called New Jersey, Rachel used to dream of playing the tambourine in an all-girl band. That never happened.

But somewhere along the way she realized she had a knack for making people hard enough to piss their pants. In the most inappropriate and perverse ways.

She channeled that energy into becoming a writer, but alas something was still missing. One day while watching Oprah learning how to be her best self, it dawned on her - why not make some funny greeting cards?

And poof! Crimson and Clover Studio (named after the Jimmy Eat World song "A Praise Chorus") was born.

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